I can’t stop thinking about how this morning the starbucks barista got my order size wrong, it was supposed to be a venti, so he corrected it but only charged me for a grande AND gave me both the venti and grande. So I’m driving around thinking I’m having some luck today only for me to drop the venti in a walmart parking lot less than 10 minutes later. the universe really said “this is what you get no more no less”

20 3 days ago

the phone call I’ve been putting off for 8 months only took 12 minutes…

2 4 days ago

no cause this was the album that sealed the deal for me and we’re getting five vault tracks all in less than 3 months and I’m so happy for her

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14 6 days ago

queenhelenblackthorn:

not to be dramatic or anything but I would sacrifice my firstborn if it meant I won the 1 billion+ lottery jackpot

gaslighting myself into believing I’m really gonna win the lottery is actually keeping me going

15 1 week ago

hey while we’re on the topic of entertainment/hollywood, is it just me or are open casting calls dying out?

2 1 week ago

not to be dramatic or anything but I would sacrifice my firstborn if it meant I won the 1 billion+ lottery jackpot

15 2 weeks ago

winterherny:

I thought, this is the most incredible thing I have ever seen, and I had better keep it a safe distance away from me. I thought, if someone like that ever loved me, it would set me on fire. And then I was a careless fool, and I fell in love with you anyway. When you rang me at truly shocking hours of the night, I loved you. When you kissed me in disgusting public toilets and pouted in hotel bars and made me happy in ways in which it had never even occurred to me that a mangled-up, locked-up person like me could be happy, I loved you. And then, inexplicably, you had the absolute audacity to love me back. Can you believe it? Sometimes, even now, I still can’t.

513 2 weeks ago